Sunday, June 5, 2011

Dating: Do's and Don'ts



Dating Lessons from 1949:

  • Pretty girls act superior and bored and will make you feel awkward and inferior, so generally try and avoid them.
  • Plain girls are boring, stay away from them too.
  • Fun girls are fun, and will put you at ease and let you know you're appreciated, and that's what a boy likes. So date fun girls that eat cotton candy?
  • Any girl that can't be ready on time, isn't good enough for you.
  • It's important not to do anything that costs too much money, because boys only have a finite amount of dinero to spend on you. therefore, the less he spends on you this time, the more dates you'll get out of him in the long run.
  • The important thing is to have fun.
  • It's okay to pucker those lips, but only as you walk away whistling a happy tune.
A big thanks to my pal Derek for posting this on Facebook today, it gave me a good laugh and a lot of eye rolling.

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