Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Real Talk: Mum Edition

My mum -- Remember when you used to walk around with your vibrators in your robe pockets?

Me -- Wha? I don't even know what you are talking about. I have no recollection.

Mum -- You know you had vibrators in your pockets.

Me -- I kept them there, like hidden, but I was definitely not wandering around with them. Like I just couldn't be without a dildo at any given time?

Mum -- Oooooh, that makes more sense.

Me -- I'm so embarrassed that for seven years you thought I just had to be able to masturbate at any given time. In my robe.


  1. Never-mind the humiliating experience that is talking about vibrators with my mother.

  2. Um, where was I for this???