Everything That is Wrong With Zooey Deschanel's Public Persona by Alex Snider

Conversation I had with my mum last night:



Greatest Mum in the World: Have you seen this show The New Girl?

Me: Um, yeah.

GMitW: I'm watching it right now. It's so cute!

Me: Oh yeah?

GMitW: Zooey Deschanel reminds me so much of you.

Me: o_o

GMitW: When you were in junior high.

There it is.