Sunday, August 21, 2011

Three Depressing Things in Descending Order

While at the grocery store tonight, Rebekah and I gravitated toward the ice cream cooler (obviously) and stumbled upon what is surely a sign of the decline of the Western Empire: $2 single serving ice cream cups. There are three things terribly wrong with them:

3. They are tiny. I'm pretty sure a new born would get their lil' fists stuck inside. 

2. The brand is called Skinny... wait for it... COW. Lol wut?

1. The cow on the label is emaciated and wearing mascara. 

I felt sad for humanity. We bought the big tub. Tollhouse Cookie Dough. Delicious. 

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