Monday, October 24, 2011

A Fine Whine by Alex Snider

I'm having one of those days. Everyone obviously hates me. I'm obviously a huge failure. And I've never even seen the mouse (Gus-Gus) that lives in our living room. Basically everything is terrible. }: (

Things that could make me stop pouting (and I am literally pouting):

If I had painted my room turquoise instead of eggplant

If I had a puppy or two to cuddle with

If I didn't have 2 days to write a 10 page essay on a yet to be determined topic

If I wasn't such a procrastinator

If my mum was here

If the stupid sun wasn't shining in my eyes

If I had a lovely singing voice

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